i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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