Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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