why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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