I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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