Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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