Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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