I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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