sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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