i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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