Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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