Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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