Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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