just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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