True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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