Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
