that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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