i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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