Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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