found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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