Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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