I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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