When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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