Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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