9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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