Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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