Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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