If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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