Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he just fucked me for my cheese.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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