Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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