Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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