then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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