I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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