I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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