Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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