it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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