I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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