She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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