Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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