1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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