where does the pee come out of this thing
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
