Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If I die, sorry about rent.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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