some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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