we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Found your dick twin last night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
