Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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