How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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