We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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