is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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