I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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