whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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