So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
handjob tips. give me some.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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