New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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