No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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