I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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