Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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